I got a smertfoan so that I wouldn’t have to delete text messages and I could keep them forevz and stuffz if I wanted to for, you know, political/legal/blackmail/whatever reason.
my text messages were fine like two hours ago and I’ve just checked them and there are none there. they have somehow all deleted themselves. I’m not all that upset about losing them but whatswrongwithyouphone? are you going to start deleting contacts? how will I call the police if you delete the police from my phone and there is a man breaking into my house? how will I call the fire department if he then spreads around some gasoline and lights a match even though I’m like telling him that’s not smart oh my god you have gas all over you, you’re going to go up in flames man oh you’re wearing fire retardant ninja clothing that’s cool then go on but do you happen to have the phone number for nine one one? I can’t remember.
